Scary Spice gives birth to a girl

The ex-Spice Girl’s second daughter was born in a Santa Monica hospital in the early hours of yesterday. As staff at the Santa Monica hospital welcomed the arrival of the little one, there was no sign of alleged father Eddie Murphy.

‘The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair. Mother and baby are now resting,’ says a spokesperson for Mel.

‘No name has been decided on as yet, and she is purely known as Baby Brown.’

Baby brown was born just past midnight at 12:11am – conveniently sharing the same birthday as er, Eddie.