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10 Trashiest Quotes from Strangers With Candy
Fun fact- Jerri Blank, from ‘Strangers with Candy,’ is the one girl we would never, ever bang. Here are the 10 trashiest quotes from her cult show.
Amy Sedaris plays Jerri Blank. Geraldine Antonia “Jerri” Blank (Amy Sedaris) was born in 1953 to a drunken Aramapu squaw, who traded her for a pitcher of beer. She was adopted by Guy Blank and his wife, whom she believes to be her real mother. In 1967, Jerri dropped out of high school and ran away from home.
During her absence, her adoptive mother died and her father married a second wife, Sara, who is around Jerri’s own age. Around 1984 Jerri was living in Florida, where she was beaten by a border guard and lost a tooth. Also in 1984, she became pregnant by either an obese, harelipped bail bondsman or a Cuban.
She gave birth to a child, Ricky (Frederick Koehler), whom she traded for a guitar. She claims to have had several other pregnancies, all of which were aborted.
She served several prison sentences, most recently because she, as worded in the introduction, “stole the TV”. In 1999, Jerri returned to Flatpoint and re-enrolled in high school at the age of 46.
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